• SUMMER MOOD-SWINGS (silly poem #53)

    SUMMER MOOD-SWINGS Joyous, blissful, carefree hours Gentle breezes, quiet showers Rivers tiding Trout abiding Fragrant flowers Bicycle riding. Followed by: Steaming, burning, blazing heat Weather that arrives replete With snakes and mites And insect bites Athlete’s feet And cabbage blight Waves that riffle rubber boat While you indolently float Upon a lake And then sun…

  • LAZARUS JEWEL BOX (silly poem #52)

    “Lazarus Jewel Box” is the name of a type of clam shell. Today’s prompt inspired me to write about the loss of a few items from an earlier time. I once had a shiny grey jewelry box It was filigreed all over With a windmill on top My dad was from Holland So that may…

  • POLITICS IN THE 90s (silly poem #51)

    Letters to Santa from Politicians in the 1990s Dear Santa Clause, let’s make a deal, An election goodie I’ll reveal, Next year as you zip through the night, Faster than a Westjet flight, One gift to all will be from me, ‘Cause I will trim the G.S.T. But only if you’ll stuff a rock, In…

  • MY FAMILY GARDEN

    April 2. [Poetry Challenge Month} Prompts are: Seeing an old friend. [Virginia’s prompt] I challenge you to write a poem that takes the form of a family portrait. You could write, for example, a stanza for each member of your family. [Napowrimo’s prompt] Yes, Old Friend, I’ve lived a good life, Two fertile farmers of…

  • LIFE & DEATH- serious poem #1

    Life and Death First I was an embryo One big eye and a tail Somewhat translucent Blinking my eye and wiggling my tail Soaking up nourishment From the uterine floor Gradually I develop a shape And a sense of self I can feel. I can move. I can hear Sounds, comforting and familiar Then one…

  • WIFE-HOOD? (silly poem #50)

    SIMILARITIES BETWEEN ESTRANGED WIVES (Both Margaret Trudeau & Princess Margaret had separated- 1970s) Wife-hood doesn’t always set With gals who’re christened Margaret If a Margaret shares your Chargex Your marriage may become letharg-ex! Elizabeths have sometimes tarried With the men they later married Their marriages are doomed to failure (Especially if they’re last name’s ‘Taylor’)…

  • 1976 – silly poem #49

    1976… Yes, I remember your wedding In 1976, you say it was? Second marriage for you both No need for a reception. But in those days We celebrated Everything With cases of beer, a jug of wine Guitars, banjos and a fiddle Old time music in your Eight by 40 trailer Before you put on…

  • TRAILER PARK BLUES (1970s) silly poem # 48

    TRAILER PARK BLUES (1970s) silly poem # 48

    TRAILER PARK BLUES (1970S) The sewers plugged, they said to me It’s causing some disharmony The trailers at this end and down Are “flushing” mostly on the ground Be prepared, quite soon, to move The backhoe has to dig a groove Although your plumbing’s doing fine There’s “dirty water” down the line! They yanked my…

  • CHRISTMAS BUS TRIP (silly poem #47)

    CHRISTMAS BUS TRIP (silly poem #47)

    Christmas Bus Trip [1970s] Alarm clock bells, alarm clock bells, We must be on our way Oh what sense is it to ride, A Greyhound bus today! Waiting in the snow, For a crowded Greyhound bus, Today the bus is slow, ‘Cause it’s the Christmas rush! Cars on highways slide, Headlights shining bright, What a…

  • HIBERNATE? (silly poem#46)

    I wish that I could hibernate And pass up winter’s frozen state I think that I would have the weight From Xmas goodies that I ate. It would be nice to sleep in late And waken at a warmer date When all the land is green again I would wake up and I’d be thin!