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ALBERTA CLICHES
1999 Sense and Nonsense I caught the flu bug just before Christmas. Although my husband and I refrained from kissing and engaging in any germ-exchanging activities, he managed to catch it anyway. We spent the holidays hacking and coughing and complaining, each one of us convinced that the other was not nearly as sick as…
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HORSE SENSE
1998 Sense and Nonsense I am from the generation that loves country and western music. The old stuff– not the guitar-busting, belly button revealing, new style of warbling. I like Garth and Shania but it’s the classic horse loving, gut-wrenchingly lonesome kind of music that stirs my country soul. Every once in awhile I like…
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MYSTERIOUS MOBILITY?
1999 Sense and Nonsense There are two things that intrigue me greatly at the present time: one is the crop circles that appeared last year in a farmer’s field in Vanderhoof, and the other is the mysterious mobility of our living room rug. I am beginning to wonder if the two circumstances are related. There…
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THE BEARS AND ME
circa 1990 Sense and Nonsense My first unhappy experience with a bear happened one dark night during the early nineteen-sixties when I was employed as company cook at an isolated sawmill camp. A section of the cookhouse had been partitioned off to make sleeping quarters for our family. In those days I did not have…
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COMEDY OF ERRORS VACATION
1999 Sense and Nonsense The other evening my friend Donna related a “comedy of errors” tale concerning a recent trip to the Coast. Her journey, as were those of her two daughters who flew in from various parts of the province to join her at the Vancouver airport, was complicated by delayed flights due to…
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IT’S A STRANGE WORLD
Circa 1997 Sense and Nonsense It is a strange world that we live in at the present time, especially for those like me who have survived the era of one-channel television (and even that was blurry!) as well as the Volkswagen beetle in winter–before they came equipped with heaters that actually worked. Back then the…
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SENIOR CITIZEN-HOOD
1998 SENSE AND NONSENSE by Doris Ray As I approach my junior-senior citizen-hood (I’m about to enter the sixth decade of my life) I find myself blaming most shortcomings on the fact that I am now youthfully deprived. Especially my poor memory. The truth is I cannot recall ever having much of a memory. Even…
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D.A.R.N. I.T.
(Circa 1990) SENSE AND NONSENSE I work as a home support worker which means I do a lot of cooking and cleaning, something like what I hate to do most in my own home–housework. But in a client’s home it takes on new meaning and importance (Over and above the fact that I get paid).…
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MURPHY AND MINNIE
1990s – 2000 Sense and Nonsense “What we need around here is a mouse-eating cat,” my husband stated after inspecting the un-sprung trap that he had set out before going to bed the previous evening. Our resident mouse had once again slipped past the trap’s deadly prong, managing to slurp up every vestige of the…
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MY CAR AND I
Circa 1900 – 2000 Sense and Nonsense I just read about a device called an infrared spectrometer that will soon be used to analyze what’s going on inside the human body. We will no longer have to endure boring, time-consuming (not to mention painful) surgeries for doctors to diagnose what’s not working properly. A mechanic…