( or Pass the peas, no carrots please)

If you get bursitis
And it isn’t arthritis
Or any other “itis” sounding
Pain

The difference is the time
That you must be lying down
And the stuff that you’ll need for the
Pain

There’s Tylenal, Voltaren
And T3s if you are daring
Cabbage compresses fail to fix the
Pain

The best medicene of all
When the hurtin’ makes you crawl
Frozen peas between your knees for the
Pain