Another Old People’s Song (not George & me)

Grandma cooks the dinner
While Grandpa naps in bed
Grandma wakes up Grandpa
He’s needing to be fed

Grandpa has a prime rib
Grandma just has cereal
False teeth cannot chew meat
But that does not deter him

Grandpa’s gums are tougher
Than leather in a boot
With teeth tucked in a pocket
He really looks uncouth

Prime rib’s gone in no time
Then Grampa does assert
“Can’t eat peas and carrots
What is there for dessert?”