What’s an argument?
Were we having an argument?
Did that mean we were on opposite sides
of a fence? (an electric fence)
I said I believe in vacinnations.
He said “Bollocks” (He’s from England)
I said I didn’t like Trump.
He said Trump was worth more than
Any other card in the deck.
I said I liked Trudeau.
He said, the father, the son or
Or the whole Liberal party?
I said I don’t like steak and
Kidney pie ( especially the kidney part)
He said it was particularly good
With Worcestershire sauce
I said I was a vegetarian (I lied
Because he was warming
Up the roasting pan)
Were we having an argument
Or just a difference