LIMERICKS – silly poems #19, 20 & 21

More Limericks

A topless car washer named Irene,
Was acclaimed as the company’s siren,
But her “topless” collapsed,
As she washed and she waxed,
They were biodegradable styrene!

Fraser Lake’s along Highway 16
It’s a place where most folks haven’t been
If you walk, run or slither,
‘Tween Prince George and Smithers
You’ll find us ‘bout halfway between!

A lady who lived down in Barriere,
Had “Dix” tattooed on her derriere,
Her boyfriend named Fred,
Was a Liberal who said,
“If it weren’t for her derriere, I’d marry her!”

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