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WEIRD KINGDOM (spoof on a TV show called “Wild Kingdom”)
Feb.2, 1978 Sense and Nonsense Mutual of Andromeda presents “Weird Kingdom” with Merlin Ferkins! (An Inter-Galactic Television Production) “To-day we are about to explore a little known region in the galaxy. The planet Earth is covered mostly by water, but few people realize that many strange animals abound amid the vegetation of the seemingly small…
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HOSPITALS INTIMIDATE ME
February 16, 1978 Sense and Nonsense Hospitals intimidate me. I have a superstitious fear of doctors, (especially surgeons) nurses carrying enemas or needles, and cold bedpans. A few years ago I was scheduled to undergo minor surgery. My old irrational fears (and a few new ones) came back to haunt me. I had never had…
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PSYCHIC PHENOMENA
Sept 8, 1977 Sense & Nonsense This afternoon when my daughter phoned, I exulted at the sound of her voice. “Aha! You did catch my E.S.P. message this morning! Why didn’t you phone earlier?” “Mother, are you feeling alright? Why was I supposed to phone earlier?” asked my obviously un-tuned in offspring. ” “I was…
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CONE-PICKING FOR THE FORESTRY
Sept 28, 1978 Sense and Nonsense “Why don’t we pick cones for the Forestry?” I suggested to a friend. “We could earn money in the great outdoors and have fun doing it!” The summer had been a cold wet one, and the day we went cone-picking was typical. In the wee hours of a gray…
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THE BEARS AND ME
July 14, 1977 Sense and Nonsense As much as I hate to admit it I am guilty of discrimination against a minority group. I have always prided myself on being a fair and tolerant person. However lately I have found myself uttering such disgusting phrases as “Black is ugly!” and “Why don’t they do away…
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SMALL CHILDREN & ANIMALS
Sense and Nonsense 1976 Small children and animals are often smarter than we adult human beings realize. They sometimes have a surprisingly good sense of humour as well. The other day our not- quite-3-year-old insisted that she should visit the doctor. Her last visit to him had involved an inspection of the spots she had…
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His, Hers – plus a small Ours
January 1977 Sense and Nonsense Over the Christmas holidays we managed to visit with almost all of our offspring. We have one of those space-age families consisting of “his”, “hers ” and a very small “ours” which makes for more than the average number of offspring. Quite a few of these are married and rapidly…
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WORLD’S LONGEST TONGUE-TWISTER
SEPTEMBER I, 1977 Sense and Nonsense Afternoon television interview shows seem to be hard up for things to talk about and people to talk to lately. The other day I half-listened to one show concerning tongue-twisters. The audience was participating (hilariously) in an exercise in speech agility. “Peter Piper picked a Peck” and “She sells…
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TRAINS
November 17, 1977 Sense and Nonsense Trains are a romantic link with our past. Many songs have been sung and stories told of various incidents in railroad history. School-children have learned, and recently Pierre Berton fans have learned of how closely the “National Dream” was linked to Confederation. I have managed, somehow, to ignore trains…
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IF IT MOVES FEED IT – IF IT DOESN’T DUST IT
Sept 15 1977 Sense and Nonsense I am finally completing my spring cleaning. I scrubbed half the walls in our living room last May. The clean part looked so good I decided to leave the rest dirty for a few hours, just to feast my eyes on the obvious results of my efforts. That was…