What a fabulous day!

I’m so happy and gay

This morn broke my heart

Cause my car wouldn’t start

But a battery was bought

And the ignition caught

The wheels went around

With barely a sound

What a fabulous day!

I was happy and gay

But then later on

My key-rings were gone

Two sets of keys

I prayed “Oh no please!”

But things just got worse

I searched through my purse

I scurried and browsed

All through the house

In depths of despair

I knew they weren’t there

But my purse had a lining

With key-rings reclining

I felt for the lumps

Tore at fabric in clumps

My keys were so shiny

So pretty and tiny

What a fabulous day!

I’m so happy and gay