THE CREAM CHEESE ANGEL
(From the cream cheese commercial on TV)

Beyond the universal shroud
Appearing rather nebulous
She lounged upon a cumulous cloud
While I stood by incredulous

With wings that gleamed a luminous white
And clothing effervescent
My comely angel’s appetite
Was utterly pubescent

“Would you do that for me?” she’d plead
When I flew down to Earth
Cream cheese was what she’d always need
Despite her growing girth

I felt such a cad when I returned
And her angel eyes were so-hurt
Her request for cream cheese I had spurned
I’d purchased low-fat yoghurt!