SOME PRETTY AWFUL LIMERICKS

A goose and a duck were both single,
So together they thought they would mingle,
But he honked and she quacked,
And they didn’t get back,
‘Til both had become bilingual!

There once was a man from Endako,
Whose living was made with a backhoe,
With this rig he did dig,
A hole that was big,
‘twas sad ‘cause he never came back, oh!

A robot that cleaned up the messes,
Of nuclear science successes,
Was put out to rust,
When it grumbled and fussed,
‘Bout hazardous waste in excesses!